10 Quick Ways to Destroy Your Marriage...

1. Only talk about God when you need to shame your
   
   spouse.
2. Only talk about church when you need to remind your spouse what a bad example he/she is setting.
3. Always use phrases like, “Well you knew that’s how I was when you married me” to justify whatever behavior you want to do.
4. Never laugh with your spouse, but always laugh at your spouse.
5. Always tell your spouse, “You have no right to feel that way,” especially if it involves something you did.
6. Remember, if you don't constantly criticize your spouse, how can he/she change for the better.
7. Spend more time on Facebook than you do in actual conversation with your spouse.
8. Only reveal the parts of a story that make you look good, and omit the parts that might cast you in a bad light.
9. Use sex as a punishment and rewards system rather than as a holy, God-created way to connect intimately.
10. No matter what the topic of conversation is, always try to prove that you are smarter than your spouse.

And if you're really determined to destroy your marriage, I'm sure you could add a few more things to this list...but please don't.